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5×6 • Tingly Balls

 • 1h06m40s

It's not like if a yacht sees another yacht they must battle to the death.

Dustin and Igor discuss canker sores, inventions, Marcel in the wild, and the King of the Hill continuation. They also review Brokeback Mountain (2005) and select Watchmen (2009) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

5×5 • Drunkentide

 • 1h07m05s

I could be drinking turpentine.

Dustin and Igor smell and evolve. Dustin talks about the King of the Hill revival. Then they review Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) and choose Brokeback Mountain (2005) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

5×4 • Naturally Dirty

 • 1h10m13s

I don't like giving my full attention to anything.

Dustin and Igor ponder power creep. Dustin wants to see the Straw Hats fail, and the two give them a good sniff. They also review Fat Girl (2001) and select Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

5×3 • Baby Dialect

 • 1h09m27s

I'm a highly evolved form of human.

Dustin and Igor homogenize humanity, talk to animals, and discuss social media comments. They also review Mighty Joe Young (1998) and select Fat Girl (2001) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Millennium Prize Problems.

5×2 • Saucy Elephants

 • 1h06m06s

Tuvalu's gonna die in almost as many years as a long time ago they moved a building.

Dustin and Igor discuss engineering marvels and tight holes. They review Dumbo (1941) and select Mighty Joe Young (1998) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Maeslantkering, Bell Building, sewer celebration, Nutty Putty Cave.

5×1 • Stripper Tassels

 • 1h08m01s

Gandhi would be proud.

Dustin and Igor finish the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

They also review Airborne (1993) and choose Dumbo (1941) for the next random review.

References: Beast of Reincarnation.