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• 49m47s

The future just ain't what it used to be.

Dustin and Igor discuss the words of the year, review The Polar Express (2004), and eye The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm

• 57m42s

Don't cry over a spilt line of coke.

Dustin and Igor discuss dust and Joe Rogan, review Violent Night (2022), and pick The Polar Express (2004) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting https://tot3.welcome.fm

• 53m29s

They could absolutely make a Christmas movie out of me discovering Fortnite at 35 years old.

Dustin and Igor unwrap their Spotify and Discord, review Last Christmas (2019), and select Violent Night (2022) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h11m07s

Katt Williams, to me, is the black Seth Green.

Dustin and Igor discuss delays; planes, trains, and automobiles; Digimon vs Pokémon; character customization; and Dragon Ball Daima. They review The Perfect Holiday (2007), and choose Last Christmas (2019) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h04m13s

I love things that are chemically inert.

Dustin and Igor discuss Ig Nobel prizes, review The One I Love (2014), and select The Perfect Holiday (2007) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h02m18s

She would beat us.

Dustin and Igor ponder pumpkins, review Save the Last Dance (2001), and choose The One I Love (2014) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h07m56s

I'd take a bullet for this game.

Dustin and Igor yak about Yotei, review The Harder They Fall (2021), and select Save the Last Dance (2001) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h09m35s

What's wrong with frozen milk stuck to a t-rex?

Dustin and Igor discuss holes, review Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022), and choose The Harder They Fall (2021) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h11m05s

I haven't bought alcohol in a very long time now. I'm proud of myself. I've completely replaced it with energy drinks.

Dustin and Igor discuss bad habits, haircuts, and expired documentation. Then they review Watchmen (2009) and select Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h06m40s

It's not like if a yacht sees another yacht they must battle to the death.

Dustin and Igor discuss canker sores, inventions, Marcel in the wild, and the King of the Hill continuation. They also review Brokeback Mountain (2005) and select Watchmen (2009) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h07m05s

I could be drinking turpentine.

Dustin and Igor smell and evolve. Dustin talks about the King of the Hill revival. Then they review Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) and choose Brokeback Mountain (2005) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h10m13s

I don't like giving my full attention to anything.

Dustin and Igor ponder power creep. Dustin wants to see the Straw Hats fail, and the two give them a good sniff. They also review Fat Girl (2001) and select Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

• 1h09m27s

I'm a highly evolved form of human.

Dustin and Igor homogenize humanity, talk to animals, and discuss social media comments. They also review Mighty Joe Young (1998) and select Fat Girl (2001) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Millennium Prize Problems.

• 1h06m06s

Tuvalu's gonna die in almost as many years as a long time ago they moved a building.

Dustin and Igor discuss engineering marvels and tight holes. They review Dumbo (1941) and select Mighty Joe Young (1998) for the next random review.

They also continue discussing the results of the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

References: Maeslantkering, Bell Building, sewer celebration, Nutty Putty Cave.

• 1h08m01s

Gandhi would be proud.

Dustin and Igor finish the third Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot3.welcome.fm

They also review Airborne (1993) and choose Dumbo (1941) for the next random review.

References: Beast of Reincarnation.